Bug Catcher's Guide: Advanced Squashing

Chapter 1: Extreme Squashing Tools

You're a bug catcher, and you're here for the extreme. You've got the skills, and you've got the gear. But do you have the tools? In this chapter, we'll delve into the most advanced squashing tools in the trade.

The BugSquasher 3000

        
          // The BugSquasher 3000 in all its glory
          // Requires: Advanced Bug Catcher's License
          // Warning: May cause extreme squashing
          // May void warranty
          // May void sanity
          // May void everything except your bugs
          
        

Squashing Techniques

• Squash and dash
• Squash and banter
• Squash and... well, squash and dash some more